- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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