What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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