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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Where's my tractor?

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

What do you call your mom? Mom

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

womens rights

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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