- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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