- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

poop

ever tried african food? they neither

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

you suck

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Iif your reading this ur gay

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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