Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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watch a i d s left

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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