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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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