Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

jibby jobby

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

British Dentistry

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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