- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

whats worse than school? Summer school

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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