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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

hi bye

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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