What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Peas

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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