Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What is the name of the car? What

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

identical jokes get different votes.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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