How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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