- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

He--Hey guys

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What's blue? The sky.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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