"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Vagina.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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