- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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