- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

kill yourself

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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