Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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My love life

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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