How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Hello

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