How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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