- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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