I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What can hitler cook well Steak

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