How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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