- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

This is a joke. Laugh!

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

sky's sty

What is white and black and red all over.

richard is fag

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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