What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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