- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Your dads dead. lol

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

A car walks into a bar.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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