- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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