- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

why did the boy die? because he got shot

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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