What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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