whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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