what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

a seal walks into a club.

What's white and gluey Glue

Do you love me? No.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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