- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Today is March 22.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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