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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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