Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

identical jokes get different votes.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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