- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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