What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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