- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Nickleback.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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