being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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