Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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I am very humble.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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darude- sandstorm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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