- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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