What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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