- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What can fly? Lots of things

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Kys

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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