- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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