True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Women's rights

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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