Waffles ate my grandma

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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dickdickvdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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