- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

A person from Singapore eats

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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