- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Obamacare

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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