Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Winter

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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