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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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