Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

potatoes

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Black people

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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