What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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