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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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