- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

A train poops its pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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