- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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