- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

wanna here a joke? you.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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