a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Poop!!

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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