Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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